Auditions

SEEKING LOCAL EQUITY AND NON-EQUITY PERFORMERS 
THE UGLY XMAS SWEATER MUSICAL  

Playhouse on Park is seeking Equity and Non-Equity Performers for the East Coast Premiere of The Ugly XMas Sweater Musical by Dan Knechtges and Megan Larche Dominick, Directed by Kevin Cronin.

Summary: Blending the comedy style of The Office with the competitive spirit of Project Runway and the ballroom culture of Pose, "The Ugly Xmas Sweater Musical" is a brand-new laugh-out-loud, interactive musical. In this not-so-everyday story, a group of employees must take desperate measures when they learn their company is being bought out by an international conglomerate. To save their jobs, they have to come up with the best Ugly Christmas Sweater ever made, all with the help of audience volunteers.

Cheryl (Late 30s to Early 50s, all ethnicities female) As the HR Director of American Regalia Uniforms, Cheryl is a committed and caring leader. Her strength lies in her ability to maintain composure in crises, often relying on HR protocols to guide her through tumultuous times. With a creative streak and a past as a wannabe fashion designer, Cheryl navigates challenges with a blend of optimism and determination. She switches effortlessly between being the life of the party and a steadying force for her friends. Cheryl views every obstacle as an opportunity and never fails to spread joy, whether through a spontaneous joke or a well-timed smile. Strong improvisation skills required. Vocal Range: Mezzo Soprano

Niles: (Late 20s to 30s, all ethnicities male) Known for his unique sense of fashion and flamboyant personality, Niles is an executive assistant. His eye-catching outfits are fashion-forward and sometimes over-the-top, reflecting his taste for drama. Niles brings a vibrant energy to the office, often influencing colleagues with his innovative ideas and forward-thinking outlook. Despite his flamboyance, he is incredibly efficient and reliable, mastering the art of professionalism wrapped in a vibrant personality, making him an indispensable part of the office dynamic. This actor also portrays Doug, Vice President of Regalia and an obnoxious douchebag, (think classic Chris Farley). Strong improvisation skills required. Vocal Range: Baritenor (up to G4)

Kelli: (Early 20s, all ethnicities female) Kelli is Cheryl's daughter, characterized by her youthful enthusiasm and desire to find her purpose. Despite living at home and not having settled on a career path, she is eager and supportive, ultimately wanting to follow in her mother's footsteps. Her outfits might often showcase a playful and trendy style, mirroring her vibrant personality. Kelli is naturally curious, which sometimes leads her into situations where she learns the hard way, but her resilience and adaptability shine through, making her a beloved friend and companion in any adventure. She knows how to be both a team player and a solo act—charismatic, but never overbearing. This actor also portrays Misty Smith, a type-A, overachieving Tracy Flick type with a British accent. Strong improvisation skills required. Vocal Range: Alto

Charlie: (45 years and older, all ethnicities male) At over 60, Charlie is a seasoned employee whose tenure at Regalia spans decades. His job in operations involves a wide array of tasks, lending him a reputation for being a 'jack-of-all-trades.' With a dry sense of humor and a steady presence, Charlie represents the dedication and reliability within the company's workforce. He is the go-to person when historical knowledge of the company is required, and although he often seems ready to embrace retirement, his love for mentoring younger employees keeps him motivated and engaged. The role requires balancing boldness with a touch of finesse−he’s never loud, yet his presence is always felt. Strong improvisation skills required. Vocal Range: Bass

Olga: (Late 20s to Early 40s, all ethnicities female) Olga Pieppernuesse is a formidable figure, transforming the room with just her presence. As the imposing CEO, CFO, and COO of Z-Corp, Olga commands an authoritative aura mixed with sharp wit and merciless business acumen. Sporting couture outfits that are both stylish and intimidating, she exudes an air of sophistication akin to a runway model. Her demeanor is that of an iron-willed leader who values efficiency and profitability above all else, often expressing her corporate vision with a chilling smile. With a penchant for dramatic entrances, bolstered by thunderous fanfare, Olga's very presence promises both trouble and inevitable change to American Regalia Uniforms. Despite her tough exterior and brusque manner, Olga's actions reveal a complex character who operates with pragmatic intentions and a slight fondness for the dramatic flair of the holiday season. Strong improvisation skills required. Vocal Range: Alto

Audition Requirements:
We invite performers to submit a 1-2 minute comedic monologue for their audition. Please also prepare 32 bars of a holiday song highlighting your unique personality. You are encouraged to alter the lyrics for comedic effect and incorporate physical or sight gags. Please send your audition video by October 7 to Sean Harris, Artistic Director at Sharris@playhousetheatregroup.org.  Please include a slate and attach your headshot and resume. If we need to see anything else for a callback, we will contact you by Oct 11.